Emma, 29. File Under: librarian, progressive, all-around fangirl. Loves science fiction, fantasy, comedy, and stories in any form.
Alternate titles for the Watch series
Sam Vimes Stops Hating Dragons (and Some of the Rich)
Sam Vimes Stops Hating Dwarves, Trolls, and Werewolves
Sam Vimes Stops Hating Golems
Sam Vimes Stops Hating Klatchians
Sam Vimes Really Stops Hating Dwarves
Sam Vimes Stops Hating the Past
Sam Vimes Stops Hating Vampires
Sam Vimes Stops Hating Goblins
That last line is so powerful.
Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero
Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
Fifty Shades of QamuSHa’
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not