Reading Discworld means constant exposure to incredibly beautiful and heartwarming moments of humanity at its best (even when its dwarfs, trolls, golems and other people), soul-breakingly grief-making depictions of the absolute banality of evil, tearjerking sights of tragedy and…
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
My gramma is awesome and liberal and sweet as pie; but nevertheless, she is also in her 80s, and I wasn’t sure quite how she would react to the news that I have a tattoo. (Now that I think about, remarkably the subject in general had never came up before.)
But swimming time = me walkin’ about in my bathing suit = her seeing Old Stoneface’s badge on my shoulder.
No freak out; not only did she ask me to explain its significance, but when I had, she declared that she thought it was a “very appropriate tattoo for a librarian”, and that when I found someone who could identify it on sight, they would be a kindred spirit.
/in which Emma really should had given her gramma more benefit of the doubt
If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.
Keira Knightley was 17 there
Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.
i stopped loving her when shE BURNT TH FUCKING RUM
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
#WHAT?#okay#the Chrisis is reaching dangerous levels of adorable#also#has the Pratt model considered opening a salon with Renner?#I mean if this one knows how to do hair#and Renner knows make-up#hell all they need is another MCU actor who knows how to do nails#and another one who knows how to wax#and they’re all set (jadenite)
I would go to that salon. I would go there so hard.